Who should pay?

This is an age old question when people go on dates.

I'm only interested in women so I will only speak for dates between a men-and-woman couple.

I always think that a guy should be buying the lady a nice meal and movie on their first date. It does not guarantee that you put on your hands into her skirt, but scrimping on SGD100 means you'll have to put your own hands to your own dong to release the pressure in the end.

Unless the girl has a dogface, or you want bigger forearms, I'd say please her so she can please you.

I've heard horror stories of losers collecting money for movie tickets or splitting the dinner bill. I wonder where these guys came from. If that 10 or 20bux matter so much, DON'T date a girl. Date your left hand or right hand.

Here are some comparisons between dating Hand and Woman:

Woman makes sounds,
Hand is mute.
Woman wins.

Woman offers multi entry points.
Hand overs only one fitted wrap.
Woman wins.

Woman has friends (and maybe sister whom you can enter).
Hand is alone.
Woman wins.

Woman has many hairstyles (shaved, waxed or bush)
Hand generally is bald.
Woman wins.

Woman is fitted with twin headlamps.
Hand has one or two calluses.
Woman wins.



So now you know the importance of buying dinner and movies on dates.