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Monday, October 3, 2011
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
The One-Minute Man
This is a dreadful title or nickname any guy would want to have.
I remember speaking about this with a female friend and she felt that having a man who lasts only one minute is worse than having a man with a small tool. I quite agree with her.
Look at things from the woman's point of view. A bird is so heated up but only gets one minute worth of plumbing on her pipe. To make things worse, some guys who embarassingly sprayed the seeds earlier than planned actually go off to a deep sleep, leaving the birds to wonder what a bad choice they've made in choosing a one-minute man.
I'm no difference from the average guy and definitely suffered the embarassment plenty of times. So I thought I could come up with some tips for all the brothers out there.
Brothers, in the event you suffer from early discharge (read Premature Ejeculation):
1. Don't start telling her how good you normally are. Talk is cheap here and you'll most definitely sound like a loser. You've just shot your bullets so be humble and recharge for next battle. What's important now is to keep her occupied until you're ready for round 2.
2. Use other parts of your body that are not exhausted. Your dong is gone, but you still got your tongue, your fingers. your toes, your thighs. Whatever keeps her occupied now, USE it. If you're afraid to munch on carpet, you don't deserve any woman.
3. Don't make her feel she's used and unwanted at this stage. Hug her, cuddle her, kiss her, chat with her. That will keep her warm and ready for next round. If you start sleeping at this time, any woman has the right to wash up and leave immediately.
4. Take this chance to say nice things to her. Say she has the best body you've seen or something along that line. Say she was so good you couldn't help about the early spill. Maybe she will believe it was a one-off. Just maybe, but worth a try.
5. If you know you've got the habit of early release, wank it off about half an hour before you and her get into the action. For example, I would sometimes head straight to the bathroom to wank off after checking into the hotel room. Then the next half hour would be spent on talking, watching TV and what not.
When the next battle comes on, your tool won't be leaking so fast. :)
Labels: women
Sunday, September 11, 2011
Funny people and queues
A woman approach me and the missus this afternoon in Somerset 313 to help her redeem $10 vouchers from the concierge. She said she'd already redeemed the "limit of one voucher per person per receipt" and thus needed our help.
Being nice, we obliged and helped her redeem two more vouchers. Now, there was something strange about that woman as each receipt had to have a minimum expenditure of SGD100. If that woman had 3 receipts, she would have spent at least SGD300 in 313. That woman definitely didn't carry SGD300 worth of shopping.
Upon redemption of vouchers, the strange woman popped out of nowhere to collect from our hands. The next thing she did was to walk to the nearest bin, chucked her hands in, and began searching for discarded receipts! Mystery solved, those receipts she had were picked up from the bins.
I am surprised that people would go to such lengths to get freebies. Sticking your hands into a bin in Orchard Road isn't what I'd do to redeem a $10 voucher.
I wonder how people actually get news of promotions and bargains so they can queue overnight to enjoy the discounts. I think there must be some form of bulletin board where news are disseminated. Last week, people were queing 12 hours to get into the newly open H&M just so they get a $20 shopping voucher. On Friday, people queued overnight at the airport so they can get a 30% discount on the iPad 2.
Imagine how the situation will be if there's a promotion at the local brothel. The catch is, first 30 customers get a 20% discount. It will be interesting to see how long or restless the Q will be.
Labels: ramble
Car news: Mini Coupe
Came across this report on yesterday's Straits Times (ST). Seems like Mini are coming out with a few quirky looking models after the Clubman and Countryman.
See story here at BMWblog
I'm surprised the latest isn't called Coupeman but just Coupe. So we're gonna have Mini Cooper and now, Mini Coupe. I'd say it sounds confusing to many Singaporeans.
Rumours are the engine will be a turbo-charged 1.6 with a manual gearbox. This car basically means a Cooper S with a caved-in backside sans the back bench. So now you can't even squeeze two midgets in as passengers. The roof is made of lightweight material and racing strips are optional.
The incoming model will bump up Mini's stable to 4 models, that is not including the various spec differences among each model. News of the Paceman (not to be confused with PacMan) will almost certainly expand the model range to 5 or more in the near future.
Despite all the new models and concepts, I can't see beyond the original Mini (Mr Bean Mini) and the modern Mini.
BMW can come up with the Limoman (a stretch Mini) or Sevenman (MPV Mini) for all I care. Fact remains you can't usurp the place of an icon in the hearts of people.
Labels: wheels
Thursday, September 8, 2011
Have you ever bonked someone famous?
This could be a fantasy of many men (and women) out there - doing a famous woman.
The word famous is really subjective so maybe you'd think screwing the neighbourhood grocery store owner's daughter is a great achievement, or entering a TV actress of some sort.
I've been trying to recall if I have done anyone famous...
Does celebrity blogger count? If yes, I have done it!
Labels: women
Watch review: Stowa Antea Creme
Originally written in Jul 2011.
The Antea Crème arrived in late May, eight months after I ordered it for the missus’ birthday. We were shopping for a serious watch without the bling and diamonds for her to wear for most casual occasions as her hand-me-down 27mm Rollie is a tad too formal and small.
I showed her the Stowa website and she chose the Antea Crème over the KS due to its auto movement and date function. Of course there were other brands to consider from, but I shall not list them in this Antea review.
The large FedEx package looked good enough to protect the watch from most abuse during shipping. I guess this is worth the EUR59 shipping charge.
Moving past the white paper box, this is the standard Stowa aluminum box that owners are familiar with. It looks like a generic metal case lined with printed black faux leather on the inside.
Here you can see the complete set – watch, pouch and papers.
On to the all important watch, the Antea Crème is very well made. It has a clear and simple 3-hand dial with date at 6 o’clock. The Bauhaus fonts and numbering on this one really grip me. The black stick hands and markers are very well executed. Like its model name suggests, the dial is solid crème without any patterns. Markers and numbers are printed.
The extremely thin bezel allows maximum use of the 39mm case. The Antea is almost all-dial, making it wear larger than specs suggest. It is also important to note that the Antea has longer than usual lugs compared to other watches of the same case diameter.
Its straight and angular lugs are also another design element that attracts me and the missus. The flat sapphire crystal adds on to the angular design element.
This is a shot of the beautifully engraved crown. It feels very solid when winding.
The buckle is also signed with Stowa logo and name. Plans for a swap to a mesh bracelet were discarded to make sure this good-looking buckle remained. To my knowledge, there are no Stowa-signed mesh bracelets. I ordered the standard black strap because I feel that an alligator does not match this style of watch.
There seems to be a small gap between the case and crown when the crown is pushed in (look at watch on left). I don’t think this is a big issue although this has to be the biggest gap I have seen after owning several watches.
The engine is an adequately decorated 2824-2. Blue screws and signed rotor. This is the non-COSC version.
While the Antea is not generally considered a formal dress watch, I would still think that it goes better with a long-sleeved Thomas Pink shirt than a Rip Curl T-shirt. No issues on this for me, the lady is going wear this with her nice dresses. The 39mm size works fine for her as it is very common to see women wearing oversized watches these days (at least in my country). I have lost count of the number of B&R and U-BOAT look-alikes on women’s wrist when I walk down Orchard Road. Here’s a wrist shot of her. She needed two extra holes punched at a local watch boutique.
Here’s a wrist shot on me. Look at how long and straight those lugs are. It is as though the case was mounted on a rack.
It has roughly the same lug length as its German brother who is 43mm. That’s my dress watch – Meistersinger No.3 (I should write a review on him too). I used to dream of a larger Antea (about 42mm), but now I think it’s a bad idea because you’d either need to shorten the lugs (and lose originality) or have straight lugs sticking out both sides of your wrist (and look silly).
Thoughts and feelings
The Antea line is truly a great way to get started on Stowa watches. I am aware that the Crème and Black had been discontinued due to movement supply issues. This was why the waiting time for this one was so long. I am sure the KS, 365, 390 and DD will keep the flag flying high and proud for the Antea family. In fact I love the KS for its beautiful manual-wind movement.
Just to re-iterate my admiration for its angular case and lugs, here’s the same photo earlier that shows that the bezel and crystal are almost perpendicular to the side of the case. The watch on the right has a rounded bezel and domed crystal.
While our first Stowa has far exceeded almost all expectations, I suggest they look into the possibility of offering better packaging. Before other fans murder me for igniting a price increase, I feel Jorg can offer the option of having an upgraded box or something.
Some internet brands offer “deluxe packaging” at a small premium. I would do that (say EUR50) for a Stowa watch. That generic aluminum box, pouch and small cards do not befit the quality of Jorg’s products. I remember reading a review here about the 1938 Chrono, and the owner felt the same way as I do regarding the current packaging.
Back to the watch, my lady is very pleased with her gift and agrees that I should get a KS or MO some day. J
Labels: watches
Monday, September 5, 2011
Skunk girls with BO
I've come across a few skunks throughout my scoring career. We're talking about women with body odour (BO).
The worst part is, some types BO can't be detected unless you're up close AND naked, or some BO will only build up as the women get excited during action. We'll come back to that in a while.
The usual BO is easily picked up by our noses. No one would mistake the musky, old carpet stench for the latest BodyShop home fragrance. In the MRT, at the gym, at the library, at TopShop, Zara, I can smell a skunk girl 10 metres away.
Back to the stealthy type of BO, which can be quite deadly. Due to some women using really strong perfume, their BO is masked at least until some of the clothes are peeled off. This is when I have big problems, especially when I've already booked the room and set aside 2 -3 hours.
Once, I had this girl who got really stinko as the action heated up. The more aroused she was, the smellier she got. Fifteen mins into the action I suspect she'd morphed into a cockroach, at least from the way she smelled.
It was so bad until I had to stop all action by giving the excuse of not having any rubber. So no football match went on. No goal for me. I spent the next 90 mins watching World Cup football on TV in the hotel room. Argentina beat Ivory Coast 2-1 that night. I was beaten by a skunk. I will always remember her as "cockroach girl".
The ordeal didn't end there. It took me at least 15 showers over the next 2 days to wash off whatever aroma cockroach girl had rubbed on to me. I could have died from drowning in the showers or nose infection from cockroach BO.
Such is the peril of living the high scoring life...
Labels: women